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This blog is for me. Also for people who enjoy attractive men, art, trippy stoof, girly vomit, weed, funnies, and Mother Monster.

Holly. No one likes reblogging me lol
I'm different from everyone else, just like you. Design Student, I bite my nails.

Also If anyone would like to tell me how to get more active followers, that'd be great. I want to start a blog for promoting my personal artwork. I have so little faith in mathematical fame, though.

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

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buffyshot:

@ebony_mclaughlin: I spoke to a guy yesterday who was asking how I keep on track with healthy eating. He said ‘it must be easy for you working in the fitness industry’ and said his work was the reason he couldn’t eat healthy food as much as he would like to. His job required him to host clients at footy games, wine & dine them. 
I let him know that my previous job was hosting casino high rollers. My job was similar to his where I hosted events, dined at restaurants up to 4 times a week, but I also travelled away from home for up to a week at a time each month. When I wasn’t hosting, the casino had a buffet for staff with either fried options or they provided bland tasting veggies. This didn’t bother me as I brought my meals in my six pack bag everyday.  When I travelled away I prepped meals to get me through that time, and when I dined at restaurants I chose options like steak/grilled fish with sauce on the side. I skipped the dessert. At the footy games I made sure I trained that day & chose options like sushi, or had a meal before I got there as I knew the healthy options would be minimal. 
My point is there is always a daily challenge to make the right choice, however if you really want something there’s always a way. 
#bestrongerthanyourexcuses #fittip #howbaddoyouwantit #6packbags #beyourbest #liveyourlifeyourway @bodyscience @bodyforwomen @6packbags #getyaselforganised

buffyshot:

@ebony_mclaughlin: I spoke to a guy yesterday who was asking how I keep on track with healthy eating. He said ‘it must be easy for you working in the fitness industry’ and said his work was the reason he couldn’t eat healthy food as much as he would like to. His job required him to host clients at footy games, wine & dine them.
I let him know that my previous job was hosting casino high rollers. My job was similar to his where I hosted events, dined at restaurants up to 4 times a week, but I also travelled away from home for up to a week at a time each month. When I wasn’t hosting, the casino had a buffet for staff with either fried options or they provided bland tasting veggies. This didn’t bother me as I brought my meals in my six pack bag everyday. When I travelled away I prepped meals to get me through that time, and when I dined at restaurants I chose options like steak/grilled fish with sauce on the side. I skipped the dessert. At the footy games I made sure I trained that day & chose options like sushi, or had a meal before I got there as I knew the healthy options would be minimal.
My point is there is always a daily challenge to make the right choice, however if you really want something there’s always a way.
#bestrongerthanyourexcuses #fittip #howbaddoyouwantit #6packbags #beyourbest #liveyourlifeyourway @bodyscience @bodyforwomen @6packbags #getyaselforganised

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palaceofposey:

Sam is still very invested in Steve’s musical education.
[This picture is brought to you by all the Sam x Steve fanmixes I’ve been listening to and the fact that I really needed a break from my thesis.]

palaceofposey:

Sam is still very invested in Steve’s musical education.

[This picture is brought to you by all the Sam x Steve fanmixes I’ve been listening to and the fact that I really needed a break from my thesis.]

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Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked


Answer:

nagi-hime:

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the sky is breaking up, jiminform my next of kinthere's a storm on the horizonand i think i'm walking in

the sky is breaking up, jim
inform my next of kin
there's a storm on the horizon
and i think i'm walking in

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fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

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eatcleanmakechanges:

borntobeabeast:

flyhealthy:

s-taymotivated:

THIS SHIT IS BANANA’S - B.A.N.A.N.A’S 

BANANA ICE-CREAM

SCREAM CAUSE IT’S HEALTHY! 

ALL HAIL THE HEALTHY BANANA ICE-CREAM QUEEN!

Ingredients

  • Frozen bananas (1 banana makes 1/2 a cup of ice-cream!
  • A few drops of water

Utensils:

  • Food processor or blender! 

This recipe makes me so happy! 

It turns out that frozen bananas are good for more than just dipping in chocolate. If you freeze a banana until solid, then whiz it up in a blender or food processor, it gets creamy and a little gooey, just like good custard ice cream. I was surprised at this bit of kitchen wizardry; I assumed that a blended banana would be flaky or icy. But no — it makes creamy, rich ice cream.

Some bananas, depending on their ripeness, have a bit of that green aftertaste. you can also experiment with adding in another ingredient or two, like a tablespoon of peanut butter and another of honey. Delicious!

Have you ever tried frozen-banana ice cream? Try it! It’s an easy way to stay cool and use up over-ripe bananas at the same time.

MMMMMMM

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xargen:

blacksquares:

next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying

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madigirl3:

darklyspectre:

sucysucyfivedolla:

YES i’m a grill and YES i play games 

Wow another one of those “gamer grills”. they are just doing it for the attention. the nintendo isn’t even turned on.


Grill gamer? ;)

madigirl3:

darklyspectre:

sucysucyfivedolla:

YES i’m a grill and YES i play games 

Wow another one of those “gamer grills”. they are just doing it for the attention. the nintendo isn’t even turned on.

Grill gamer? ;)

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bbyblewface:

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

its a bird

bbyblewface:

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

its a bird

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goodhealth-andgoodvibes:

Another warm day calls for a pineapple, strawberry, and raspberry smoothie inside of a pineapple. 

Instagram - goodhealthgoodvibes

goodhealth-andgoodvibes:

Another warm day calls for a pineapple, strawberry, and raspberry smoothie inside of a pineapple.

Instagram - goodhealthgoodvibes

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